Waltham (Newswire) – Another dysfunctional holiday season is sending scores of families on the move. In Waltham, at Storage Plus UHaul, the line stretched around the building in the early hours of Friday morning. “Every year just after Thanksgiving we see a bump in truck rentals.” said long time sales associate Clark Arnaud. It’s seems that when family members are forced to spend prolonged periods together, tensions rise, and the next thing you know, Mom’s moving out. This “mass internal migration” is well documented, and many people take advantage of inexpensive truck rentals to join other like minded individuals in destination cities such as Austin, TX or Duluth, MN. Tiffany Allain was in line this morning after another explosive episode of family dialogue erupted over turkey dinner when her parents attacked the lack of ambition that her generation possessed. While her friends were in line at Target for TVs and Xboxes, Ms. Allain was making plans for a one way truck to Biloxi, MS. “Every year is worse,” Ms. Allain said “and after another ruined Thanksgiving, I decided it was time for a new landscape.”
Storage Plus UHaul expects to see at least a 5-7% increase in sales this holiday season, as prolonged unemployment and decreasing gas prices will help drive millenials out of their parents’ basement.